Halloween Jokes for Kids: Best Funny Jokes for Halloween for Children
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| Halloween Jokes for Kids 2018 |
Here is a collection of
funny Halloween jokes for kids. (OK, a lot of these Halloween one-liners and jokes aren’t actually funny to me. But since everyone has a different sense of humor, we’ll let you decide if they are funny to you. :
FUNNY AND CORNY HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR KIDS
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite…
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite…
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray…
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck…
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries…
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball…
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving…
What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein…
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves…
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends…
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts…
What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel…
What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane…
What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
Bloodhounds…
What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime…
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich…
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A trombone…
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets…
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath…
What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure…
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation…
Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
What’s a monster’s favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Ghost-Toasties
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula
What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet
Where do spooks water ski?
On Lake Erie
What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sandwich
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office
What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs
What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Ghostcards
What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties!
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You look boo-tiful tonight
What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
Boojeans
What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
Boonanas and Booberries
What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Dead Ends
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!
What is a monster’s favorite food?
Ghoul scout cookies
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
Because he likes to draw blood!
When do gholes cook their victims?
On Fry Day
What’s a vampire’s favorite candy?
A sucker
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spookgetti
What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
Booberries.
What’s a ghosts favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
